A True History of the Isles Vol II Chap 9 – The Celts A Necessary(Socialist) Overview



Something of an Introduction

As the narrative has now reached the commencement of the 15th Century and has dealt mostly with the events and kings of England (with Scots’ interference) it is essential we now look back over the 14th Century and events in Ireland (with Scots’ interference), Scotland (with their own and English interference) and Wales (which, quite frankly went into a bit of a sulk).

In the spirit of fairness, equity (and mischief) a separate chapter will be given over to each nation. This is chapter is therefore simply an overview and background.

Of Disclaimers and Justifications

Whereas and hither to thereupon, any history of the Celtic races of these Isles is bound to cause offense to someone or other, in advance the author asserts the right to make harsh judgements and controversial statements on the grounds that he is:

Welsh and thus, apparently Celtic, so can’t be said to be English and therefore entitled to say anything he wants to about apparently fellow Celts

A socialist and thus has the predisposition to be critical of any royal or titled household of which there were a positive surfeit until the 20th Century; irrespective of what allegedly noble causes they claimed to have espoused while grabbing more land and power.

A dedicated misanthrope and thus entitled to be dismissive of any accounts or heritages which show the slightest hint of romance or alleged acts of the proto-democratic nature on the rather obvious grounds that we are discussing the 14th Century ( and earlier)  in Europe.

Catholic– which hasn’t got much to do with anything in this chapter but might irritate people who deserve to be irritated.

The Basic Histories

A Sad Fact of History

To look back upon the history of the Celts, one aspect which cannot be avoided is the Celts invaded someone else’s land, massacred, subjugated or drove out the native folk. Some historians of Celtic history are a bit queasy about this and prefer the term ‘Settled The Land’. Actually, they should not be so squeamish, as on a world-wide basis aside from a few aboriginal peoples on the very margins of lands discovered by humans, everyone did it. By all means one should complain about being massacred, pillaged and enslaved. However, they should not carry on so as if being conquered was personal and only happened to their people.

A Brief Overview of The History.

Once the Celts had spread out all over the Isles they set to fighting, betraying and subjugating each other; which in Human terms was the usual business. There was a brief interlude (in historical terms) when the Romans arrived and being very civilised took advantage of local rivalries conquered and subjugated a large portion in a very formal way, massacring being reserved for those who would not co-operate. Those living in the large portion generally liked this, until one day the Romans declined to subjugate them anymore, went away to fall and left the lands to deprivations of various peoples some Celtic, some not.

Eventually as narrated in the previous volume some Celtic kings invited Saxons over to help the Celtic kings with their attempts to be bigger kings. The Saxons stayed, did their own conquering and subjugating, until the Vikings and Normans turned up.

At this stage the Celtics had organised themselves in Welsh, Scots, Irish and Cornish, with no one paying any attention to those who lived on The Isle of Mann. Although the Vikings did some subjugating of anyone who had survived their conquering, they were far too restless and angst ridden to stay very long. This did not apply to their descendants The Normans.

The Normans had been Vikings but since they’d settled in France they felt sailing about and pillaging as a means of government was now beneath them. So, they stole lands and fought amongst themselves and the locals, in the meantime inventing Aquitaine, Anjou, Maine, Brittany, Normandy, etc. Thus, by the time and opportunity came to invade and seize the throne of England they were fairly well versed in the professions of conquering, subjugating etc, whereas the Anglo-Saxon and Celts were still steeped in the lesser arts of squabbling and betraying. With these advantages The Normans conquered England, Cornwall, parts of Wales and discovered there was also Scotland and Ireland.

It can be seen, therefore that conquering, subjugating etc were part of the Historical Process, which was of no comfort if you happened to be in the way of The Conquerors and Subjugators, particularly as their followers and hirelings were usually Pillagers, and Slaughters.

The Harsh Truths

There Were No English       

Unfortunately for Celtic folk in terms of accuracy concerning romantic ballads, legends, etc in the formative times of the Middle-Middle and Early-Late-Middle Ages, this was the case. There were indeed Folk and Communities, along with a few Tribes, but no nationalities as we would recognise them. To be accurate there were peoples who lived in places we now have clumped together as countries and that was that.

In these times Normans Who Followed William (The I or Conqueror) were given lands by William on the basis that he had won a battle and a crown and also that was that. Wherever they might be, the Common People were common and to be pushed around and thus again that was that. This trend was to continue until experiments by Henry (The V) who chose recently deceased folk to block up walls and granted them the posthumous title of English. This system quite fell apart when he died, and was buried not used to fill gaps in places.

In point of fact when one considers England, folk only looked as far as six villages in either direction, and anyone beyond spoke funny and was foreign. To suggest to someone living in Kent they were associated with someone who lived in York would get you at least dumped in a pond or at worse suffer farming implements/ tools of their trade.

All deprivations, privations, complications and implications were therefore the results of the actions of kings (remote/ couldn’t give a dead bishop’s socks about you/ So what? They’re common) or local lords (regrettably not remote/ grasping/ greedy/ couldn’t give a dead bishop’s socks about you, etc). A sensible commoner thus gave loyalty to their lord (opportunist/ conniving/ the one with the armed men, etc).

Under this system nationalities were therefore the preserve of kings who decided who was who, when and why.

Who Cares Who Your Grandparents Were (If you were common, that is)

As in general throughout History, for a leader the idea was to grab influence, authority and land. The rest was all useful stuff to get the Common Folk thinking you were worth following. For the Common Folk following a leader on a knobbly cause was a great opportunity to grab other people’s stuff without being punished, unless you got the tough break and were involved in a battle. It didn’t really matter who you were assailing or in which direction you were marching, that sort of stuff would be left up to later generations of chroniclers, balladeers and folk who wanted to start up their own cause.

Celts Didn’t Learn

We shouldn’t be too harsh on the leaders of those times (allegedly romantic), because various emperors of great civilisations (Roman, China, Persia, etc) had done the same thing.

“ie- We’re having trouble with Rebel Lords, Common People, Rivals etc, let’s get a few of those tough folk from over the border to help us out and pay them- no gold? No problem we’ll give them some of that scrubby land we don’t really need”

The flaw with this sort of plan was that the tough folk from over the border were led by people just as grasping, conniving and cunning as those issuing the invitations, and had lots of tough followers who knew what to do with swords, spears, bows, etc. So, once you got them in, you couldn’t get rid of them, and they would decide

“Hey. This is just what we were looking for. Move over loser we’re taking charge”

Naturally there would be some locals who having been honed on generations of in-fighting would object to this and so later generations of chroniclers, balladeers etc could dress it all up as a knobbly cause for freedom, justice, national identity (whatever that was) etc. Whichever way you looked at it, folk grabbed land, followers grabbed stuff and the poor folk in between got stamped on.

As we will see in later chapters successive waves of Celtic rulers really got their people a large amount of misery for this sort of business, although this part didn’t really trouble them too much, just so long as they got their land back (or better still, in the chaos, more of it)

The Celtic Identit(ies)

There were two great advantages the folk resident in what we term today as Wales, Ireland and Scotland had:

Romantic Nationhood

The first had foundations in strong leaders knocking (in most cases literally) into the heads of populous the notion that the bigger your tribe, the better chances you had. The Celts had been experimenting with and refining this since the Romans had turned up. Progress had been patchy due to arguments over whose tribe was the biggest, rebellious relatives, savage but indeterminate invaders etc.

When things had settled in Europe  Saxons, Angles, Jutes, Vikings Normans, etc came in by ship and like all invaders didn’t see why they should care two stabs of a sword why they should adopt local customs. Some of the more recalcitrant surviving local lords said these new folks were particularly foreign. This proved useful when the said lords wanted to stir up a land-grab, try for a throne or title or just fight back because the Saxons, Vikings, Normans etc ‘were who they were’. This excuse could be passed down from generation to generation of lord, noble etc and anyone who didn’t join in was a traitor to The Nation (whatever that was at the time).

The Arts

The second and more important being The Celtic Cultures.

Since the Celts had got rid of the locals very early on they had had a long time to utilise arts, crafts, writing, music, folk tales etc. This allowed whoever you were, whenever to record or have recorded in some shape of form yourself and your ancestors in the best light, and throw in a few villains for dramatic effect. It also allowed you to turn around some embarrassing defeat, betrayal, switching of sides or downright villainy into something heroic and even better tragic.

Because of the geographical separations of the three principal Celtic groupings this cultural significance diverted when it came to literature and music.

The Irish could turn individuals irrespective of their actual historical background into cheerful, irreverent fellows who if they were feeling a bit down just went out and slaughtered foes. In later ages, these sorts became more pernickety and only fought and or slew those they thought to be English. There was a divergence in this art form in that some subjects were wont to brood and stride the lands and slay supernatural creatures, or English. Either type of hero was possessed of wit, wisdom and a big sword.

The Scots developed that most fearsome of lyrical weapons, The Lament. Through this style Scots balladeers were to record any defeat or set back in such magnificently romantic and forlorn tones that even those who had bested the Scots loved the lament so much they sung it too. Thus in Scottish history there were only ever heroic defeats which wouldn’t have happened if there hadn’t been traitors and English gold. In later times the subjects became individuals who normally lived in the Highlands and had annoyed some lord (always English) so much that the hero was obliged to travel overseas and wander this way and that, singing about home.

The Welsh having laid claim to the assertions that they were the original Celts, had a language even older and more classical than Latin and allowed to lurk in mountainous regions of the western bumpy bit of the main island did utilise druids. These druids were the cultural and intellectual foundation of the culture and were such an encompassing influence within, the Welsh affinity with the arts reached a high level embracing poetry, music and song to an extent unsurpassed. In this milieu indivual heroes and defeats were not included unless there was enough material for two or three volumes or a song which could only be done justice to by a choir and a harp. Eventually religion was to a valuable source material.

Bottom of the League

The English being still uninvented were unable to cope with this. Luckily a fellow called Chaucer did record some tales, he was so unique they still survive to this day, even if unreadable in the original form. All was patchy though until Shakespeare turned up, and even then it was not until the arrival of The Romantic Poets, Jane Austin, Jerome K Jerome, Kipling and Turner that the English could truly say they had a grasp of The Arts.


Against this backdrop each people’s doings in the 14th Century will be examined in the next few chapters.


A True History of The Isles Part 10 – The Fall of The Britons


30 thoughts on “A True History of the Isles Vol II Chap 9 – The Celts A Necessary(Socialist) Overview

  1. I love it, Roger! I am behind by many chapters, but as you and I both know, despite my best efforts, I never catch up. So, as I really wanted to read this one, I skipped ahead and did so … and I am glad I did. I hail you as the most interesting writer of 14th century Celtic history I have read!

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    1. Aww thanks Jill.
      I have a three part mission statement with these ‘tomes’
      1. For folk to read some ‘history’ and have a chuckle while doing so.
      2. To annoy folk who deserve to be annoyed (but since everyone who reads these post is from the flexible and open WP world I’m not likely to reach that group).
      3. Have fun!!😄
      I intend to turn these into a another Kindle Volume, hopefully by the Spring of 2018.🤓!

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      1. Mission accomplished on #1 for certain. You are probably right about #2 … it’s the same for me … we are preaching to the choir, but every now and then I get an opposing view and we can actually converse, so perhaps you will too. And #3 — I certainly hope you ARE having fun with it! I will be eagerly awaiting the Kindle version in the spring. Let me know if I can help! 😉

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      2. I’m looking forward to Patchwork, too! I am behind on that one also … sigh … need to work on catching up, for I was really getting into the characters there. MORE HOURS IN THE DAY, PLEASE!!! 😭😱

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    1. I’m ok Gwin. Busy- ‘Patchwork’ is completed, now I’m trying my hand at a DIY cover, which is a quirk campsite……🙃.
      Thanks so much for your support through the ‘Isles’ project. ‘Patchwork’ is my baby, but the ‘Isles’ is fun and knowing folk are enjoying it makes that even more fun.
      How are you and yours.

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      1. I know Patchwork is your baby!
        Ah…but I am very interested to see what kind of cover you come up with for that one! LOL!!! Very ethereal I’d imagine.
        I really need to take time to go back and read those from where I left off. Oh, and you’re right! “Isles’ is lots of fun!
        Best to you and yours 🙂

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      2. Oh it’s quirky.
        Imagine a slightly untidy camp site with socks, vests and various cups and mugs. No people because they are identified by the site. I’m footling about with shades at the present. And trying to find a 101 program that allows me enhance, add and stuff like that.
        Meanwhile, the history of 14th Century Ireland beckons! 😄

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      3. Part I of the Book Cover journey is up and Part II is in production, this shows potential covers.
        I would like to be in the days when books had plain sober covers (the easy way) but we are Here and Now, so Gwin, I’m giving it a try and see where it goes😃
        The whole thing may fall flat, but…hey!..It’s fun trying (and there’s always the History of the Isles!) 😁😁.
        All the Best Gwin.
        How are you and yours doing?

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      4. Sorry for the delayed response, my friend 🙂 One this is for sure, you are learning something new by designing your cover, and, like you said, it’s fun!
        We are good, just tired of all this mayhem going on.
        How are you and the family?

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      5. Hi Gwin
        Yep, the book cover has been fun, not too sure if I will leave well alone, or footle about some more 😄
        We’re ok thanks Gwin.
        Thinking of you folk in the midst of mayhem and tragedy.
        God Bless you all
        Roger & Sheila

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  2. Reblogged this on seekthebestblog and commented:
    Who has time for boring history teachers? I surely don’t so I implore you to check out an uproarious series,”A True History of the Isles,” written by my friend Roger over in the UK.
    To me, the series is Monty Python meeting your British Literature or History teacher!
    Enjoy, and be sure to go back and read the full series 🙂
    Bravo, Roger!

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      1. You’re hilarious! Your humour reminds me a *lot* of my son-in-law’s writing! Shane Simmons wrote a couple of comic books with a zillion little panels, wherein the characters are all represented by dots. Okay, that’s not the part that reminds me of you; it’s the fact that he’s writing satirically about Brits etc. It’s a saga called The Long and Unlearned Life of Roland Gethers. “The witty dialogue and comic timing unfolds the 89 years of the British Empire as seen trough the eyes of a Welsh miner’s twelfth son.” Have a look, if you’d like: https://comicvine.gamespot.com/longshot-comics-1-the-long-and-unlearned-life-of-r/4000-411444/.

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      2. Thank you very much Ellie, I appreciate the compliment very much. (I owe my inspiration to the classic ‘1066 and All That’ and an American humourist of the 1950s/60 Richard Armour who referencing the authors of ‘1066 and All That’ wrote his own series most of them titled ‘It All Started With….’)
        Rest assured the link will be checked out.
        Thanks again


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