A Sojourn of Dignity Through Rejection of Another Story

Ah me, another rejection.

This one came back much quicker than usual; within 24 hours. I quickly took comfort in the story of Frank Zappa passing a place where the then unknown Alice Cooper were playing; the audience were streaming out, apparently Zappa was impressed; if a band could cause that reaction they must be worth looking at. But there for many obvious reasons, the least of all being that I am not a performance artist,(unless watching political news on tv) the comparison must end.

It was time of course to once more take the whole business in a solid, mature and dignified way. To re-appraise my style and structure in comparison to other writers. Thus I sought out a few fantasy novels at a local charity shop; for a start the money would be going to a worthy cause. It was then time to consider and compare; constructively.

My wife said she was all for constructive analysis and response, but there was no way she was going to allow me to replace our stock of toilet rolls with glued together pages from fantasy novels. I reflected that maybe my response was a measure too subjective. Perhaps I needed to consider character construction.

Her response was that my wish to indulge in a vigorous folk dance on two books lacked credibility both social and cultural, even when I claimed I was emphasising with the anger felt by the central characters.

Thus realising that my endeavours with other writers’ works was not going to be profitable I turned to honing my own writing skills.

Working on the basis that an intense period of stream of consciousness writing would be profitable in clearing out a slough of rejection, I visited some discussion sites, religious and political

There I commenced to support the opposite view to the prevailing one, not responding to any abuse or challenges, but in a dread kindly tone continuing to expound whatever came into my head and spreading apoplexy.

Feeling a little better and returned in more positive frame of mind to the question of failure to be published.

While reflecting on this, I took a card model I had made of a city building, and placed upon it a plaque with the name of a well-knowing publisher. Then set fire to it, considering the patterns and montage of colours in the flames and by this relaxing.

Still feeling some residual tension I considered some physical exercises would be beneficial. I achieved this by various facial contortions, including extensions of tongue and loud noises. So eager to do this I had quite forgotten my computer was on and displaying a montage of well-known writers, to which my contortions were being accidentally directed.

All that was needed now was by using one of my five alternative web-site identities,  I visited a few literary sites and posted inflammatory and highly critical reviews of recently deemed popular and well received books. I justifiably felt some contrast and tension was required in the debate. Considering I had not read any of the books I was very pleased with my work as true inspiration and free-thought.

And so with dignity intact and self-esteem renewed, to bed with happy thoughts on my next writing project.


The Freedom of Being a Bad Writer

One of the good things about being a bad writer is, as previously discussed, very few people will read you, now and make comments that will distress and discourage you, so that your words may be preserved for posterity (also previously discussed). Thus the following……

First manned flight

It is normally assumed that….

Wright Brothers- made the first sustained, controlled, powered heavier-than-air manned flight at Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina, four miles (8 km) south of Kitty Hawk, North Carolina on December 17, 1903. (3 flights between 120 & 200 feet)


A journal named an August 1901 flight by Connecticut aviation pioneer Gustave Whitehead as the first successful powered flight in history, beating the Wright Brothers by more than two years. (Also there’s no filmed evidence; only a newspaper article and as we know newspapers aren’t always accurate- but I suppose the journal in the spirit of solidarity with another published journal of 1901 felt inclined to make that statement)

And some will point out….

On Oct. 15, 1783, the Montgolfiers brothers launched a balloon on a tether with Jean-François Pilâtre de Rozier, a chemistry and physics teacher, as the passenger. In that era, nobody knew if a person could withstand the rigors of being up in the air…I have to asked, therefore was Jean-Francois a willing passenger or was he knocked over the head, tied up and dumped in the basket…maybe in previous years he had marked down a young Montgolfier’s homework

While others great really het-up about the Wright Brothers …(quote from a website)

“The Wright Brothers’ achievement is sometimes erroneously (emotive word-obviously someone has strong feelings on the subject) “the first powered flight.” Even that’s disputed. (wow!-hang on folks here it comes….) The first powered flight was Henri Giffard’s steam-powered airship (image below) in 1852. On Sept. 24, 1852, Giffard traveled almost 17 miles (27 kilometers) from Paris to Trappes moving at about 6 miles per hour (10 kilometers/hour). His airship could be steered only in calm weather though. In wind, it could fly only in slow circles.”

(yeh fair comment on the flight bit, but suppose you did not want to fly in circles-it’s hardly a commercial prospect, or a good sound basis for lambasting the Wrights who at least went in a straight line in rough December weather)

And apparently Clément Ader went half the length of a football field (I cannot confirm if this was a European soccer field or an American Football field)  on a bat-winged setup that many view as the first manned, powered, heavier-than-air flight in 1890. (well that might have an attraction in Gotham City….)….and it should be pointed out he claimed he flew 330 feet, doesn’t seem anyone was interested- you’d have thought someone would have noticed a bat winged craft somewhere above the roof tops of Paris.

Well that’s all very interesting but no one ever takes into account any folk who (for one reason or another) made tremendous leaps from one high place to another, or in some cases attempts at leaps from one high place to another. I mean, after all it is moving through the air, and not touching the ground, unless of course they didn’t quite reach where they were intending to go, but that’s just being picky if you ask me.

And there was an intention to move through the air from one point to another, while a leap is a sort of power.

So if you ask me, (again, that is assuming someone is reading this) these claims have to be put in an historical perspective, and as with so many cases in history, the matter is open to interpretation.